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Welcome to Hoginschnaff! (pronounced hoe-gin-sh-nah-ff), the blog just like the inner workings of my mind: random and for the most part amusing. A blog created just for laughs and a place to babble incoherently about things. But for those of you who took the initiative and looked on Google Translate, you've no doubt found that Hoginschnaff isn't a real word in any language. That is true. "Hoginschnaff" was first uttered at a birthday party, explaining how I once and a while cheat in Scrabble. I claimed it was German. It's not. Hoginschnaff means "hoginschnaff," which means "random utterance of sounds presented in a manner to fool the listener into thinking the speaker knows a Germanic language." But I digress. Actually, I don't. My bad. Just stick around and maybe something good will happen.